Confession 16- talents

Allow me to brag lol ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ but I gotta say I am a woman of MANY TALENTS who trips on flat surfaces. Tee hee

My #1 talent would be Cooking
Oh. I can throw down in my kitchen, your kitchen… Any kitchen, except Hells Kitchen. You give me a slimy flat squid, strawberries, and a glass of beer made in I can’t pronounce the damn name” I will just stare at it in a frozen vegetable state. Lmao

#2- I have the ability to picture something in my mind and sketch that image on paper.

#3- I can sing my ass off.. in the shower though. In the shower I am the performer, the fans, and the paparazzi.

*Realizes she takes long showers

#4- I am the goddess of massage therapy, I’m so good, I make people slobber\Drool. I’m so good that people that know I’m good are willing to pay me for my time.

#5- I put people to sleep with my voice. I can take my tone of voice to a relaxing frequency and put you to sleep during a simple random conversation. I accidently did it once on a job interview after the man that was interviewing me had just finished telling me he was looking for motivational energitic individuals “just like him” with an infectious positive energy. And then he asked,”tell me a bit about you.” BIG MISTAKE HAHAHAHA

Anyways, I was really nurves so I just spoke away, trying to keep my focus on other features of his face, other than his eyes. Then he let out a loud snore that stopped me from talking and woke him from a deep sleep. He apologized and I got the job lol

#6- My critical thinking skills blows my own mind up. My life evolves around my thoughts and the endless possibilities of the What If’s

#7 I take my survival skills to a whole new level. I am very good at being capable of staying calm in serious critical situations. When I go on survival mode I go into planning mode and like to stay ahead of accidental occurrences. Always have plan A, B, and C. If possible have plan alphabet lol
Hey….you never know might, it just might help.

#8 I see things other people cant see… I’m crazy!!! Lmao jk what am talking bout, for some reason I get images in my head of future clues. Like a place I might visit and things like objects that will be in a certain spot at the scene. At times I can even see some

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